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Pre-order a copy of 'Tis Thee, Not Me by Clarice Tudor through Love Stories Bookshop and receive a hand-signed copy of the book!
Tis Thee, Not Me releases on 05/05/2026.
Postage is only available within the UK, and standard shipping will be added to your total during checkout. Alternatively, you can collect your pre-order from Love Stories Bookshop on the day of release for no additional cost.
We aim to post pre-orders a few days in advance to ensure your book arrives with you as close to its release as possible. In some instances, it may arrive within a few days of its release. We will notify customers of any delays.
Please note: When adding multiple books to an order, an additional £2.00 fee per item will be included to cover postage costs.
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SYNOPSIS:
An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.
Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee.
Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.
As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:
Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
And more
Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upside down.
Pre-order a copy of 'Tis Thee, Not Me by Clarice Tudor through Love Stories Bookshop and receive a hand-signed copy of the book!
Tis Thee, Not Me releases on 05/05/2026.
Postage is only available within the UK, and standard shipping will be added to your total during checkout. Alternatively, you can collect your pre-order from Love Stories Bookshop on the day of release for no additional cost.
We aim to post pre-orders a few days in advance to ensure your book arrives with you as close to its release as possible. In some instances, it may arrive within a few days of its release. We will notify customers of any delays.
Please note: When adding multiple books to an order, an additional £2.00 fee per item will be included to cover postage costs.
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SYNOPSIS:
An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.
Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee.
Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.
As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:
Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
And more
Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upside down.